Sunday, April 20, 2008

My mind is blown

I don't believe it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400403/

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Words can not express my elation :)

Monday, April 14, 2008

A Mole is a Unit

Saturday, April 12, 2008

The cutest kitten in the world

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Google Mars Project: Virgle

http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html



Wow!

Horton Hears Katie



My favorite part of the movie.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Scatman and Strange Car Commercial



Weird.



Singing in the Rain Remix. I like it.

130 Cat Moshpit



She's crazy. Reminds me of the Crazy Cat Lady on The Simpsons.

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This is the only video I could find that was decent:

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Accidents... Hehe.



Hah.



Wow! I can't believe that... he's probably better than me, too...



Oh noes.

Hehe, the mom sounds like my teachers, or sometimes even my mom, when she asks questions that seem obvious to a gamer.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Traffic Problems



And it has the least traffic accidents than any other city! (claims my friend who discovered this video)

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How do they do that >:O

Black Ice can be a real problem

It's pretty funny, and the music is good, but I can't help worrying about the people in the cars :|

Monday, March 17, 2008

Completely wrong




What Your Shamrock Says About You



You express yourself well - you are very verbal. You are good at perceiving the world and understanding people.



At times you can be moody and lack direction. You have an artist's temperament.



You consider yourself a lucky person. Luck always seems to be on your side.



You are traditional, easy going, and appreciative of the simple things in life.

The Shamrock Personality Test

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

In red, is somewhat right. The dark red, not really, maybe. I can understand Jonathan :/ And if by tradition, it means holidays, then yes.

But everything else is wrong.

I don't consider my self lucky. I may be, but I don't consider myself that.

I am not easy going and appreciative of the simple things in life- are computers simple? Video games? SODA?!?!?!..candy?

And the biggest wrong: I AM DO NOT EXPRESS MYSELF WELL >:|

Sunday, March 9, 2008

My Movie List

Movie 1 = I, Robot
Movie 2 = Meet the Robinsons
Movie 3 = The Simpsons Movie - Not guessed
Ned Flanders: Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Location 2, Location 3, Location 4, and Location 5!
Bart Simpson: Oh yeah.

Movie 4 = I am Legend - My Favorite
Neville (Will Smith): What the hell are you doing out here, Fred? Fred, if you're real, you better tell me right now!

Movie 5 = Apocalypto
Movie 6 = V for Vendetta
Movie 7 = War of the Worlds - Not guessed
Ray Ferrier (Tom Cruise): It's just like the 4th of July.
Ray Ferrier's Daughter: No, it's not.

Movie 8 = Mr. Woodcock
Movie 9 = Cloverfield
Movie 10 = Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Movie 11 = The Benchwarmers
Movie 12 = The Patriot
Movie 13 = Scary Movie 3 - Not guessed
Character 1: [water drips from the TV set] Character 2, the TV's leaking.

Movie 14 = Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds - Not guessed
Movie 15 = Pearl Harbor
Movie 16 = Toy Story - Not guessed
Movie 17 = Saving Private Ryan - Not guessed
Movie 18 = Twelve Monkeys - Not guessed
Jeffery Goines: Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness.

Movie 19 = Tarzan
Movie 20 = Mr. Holland's Opus - Not guessed

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Really, now?

Gay

Reminds me of Meet the Parents (with Gaylord Focker). :)

Some funny comics

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For this comic, you have to Right Click and then hit View Image. (Then Zoom In)
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SAND SAND SAND!

This is a very addictive game. I've known about it for, maybe a year, and so have the girls. But I'm posting it now for those who haven't played.

http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/

Love it =D

My Movie Challenge

1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

Movie 1 (I, Robot - Tory): - Hint: Robots
Character 1: You must be the dumbest, smart person in the world.
Character 2: And you must be the dumbest, dumb person in the world.

Movie 2 (Meet the Robinsons - Mom): - Hint: Family
Receptionist: [gives a suspicious look] You're the two o' clock?
Bowler Hat Guy: Um, yes, yes I am!
Receptionist: You're Mary Johnson?
Bowler Hat Guy: Um... yesssss, Mary's short for um...
Receptionist: Marion?
Bowler Hat Guy: Um, [quietly]
Bowler Hat Guy: can that be a boy's name?
Receptionist: [sighs] Yes.
Bowler Hat Guy: Then yes.
Receptionist: Have a seat.
Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, goody!

Movie 3: - Hint: Comedy
Character 1: Look at that, you can see the four states that border Location 1: Location 2, Location 3, Location 4, and Location 5!
Character 1: Oh yeah.

Movie 4: - Hint: Virus
Character: What the hell are you doing out here, Fred? Fred, if you're real, you better tell me right now!

Movie 5 (Apocalypto - Dad): - Hint: Ancient times
[Blunted is given the potion to rub on himself]
Blunted: If this works... she won't bother me.
Flint Sky: Your wife?
Blunted: No, her mother. The old hag wants grandchildren.

Movie 6 (V for Vendetta - Dad): - Hint: Revolution
Evey: Are you like a... crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.

Movie 7: - Hint: Aliens - This quote is a joke in the movie that Character 2 doesn't understand.
Character 1: It's just like the 4th of July.
Character 2: No, it's not.

Movie 8 (Mr. Woodcock - Tory): - Hint: Teacher
Maggie Hoffman: This is Oprah! She farts on a
book and it magically sells a million copies.

Movie 9 (Cloverfield - Gwen): - Hint: Monster
Clark: How are you going to survive without Rob? He's like your main dude.
Hud (Cameraman): I don't know.
[sees Rob passing by]
Hud: Hey Rob, how am I gonna survive without you?
Rob: I don't know. I'm like your main dude.




Movie 10 (Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Tory): - Hint: Comedy
Character: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.




Movie 11 (The Benchwarmers - Tory): - Hint: Baseball
Character 1: For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER! [cries]

Movie 12 (The Patriot - Dad): - Hint: Revolution
Aunt Charlotte: You have done nothing for which you should be ashamed.
Benjamin Martin: I have done nothing. And for that I am ashamed.

Movie 13: - Hint: Parody
[water drips from the TV set]
Character 1: Character 2, the TV's leaking.

Movie 14: - Hint: Invasion
[lyrics]
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, they said.
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, but still, they coooome.
Yes the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, they said.
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, but still, they coooome.

Movie 15 (Pearl Harbor - Mom): - Hint: Bombing
Rafe: Danny, you can't die. You can't die. You know why? 'Cause you're gonna be a father. You're gonna be a daddy. I wasn't supposed to tell you. You're gonna be a father.
Danny: No, you are.

Movie 16: - Hint: CGI
[empties Character 1]
Character 2: Oooh, money, money, money.

Movie 17: - Hint: War
Character 1: Well, sir, seems to me, God gave me a special gift, fashioned in me a fine instrument of warfare.

Movie 18: - Hint: Virus
Character 1: Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness.

Movie 19 (Tarzan - Tory): - Hint: Animals
Character 1: Yeah? Why doesn't he get his new friends to help him? I don't care.
Character 2: That's it! I've had it with you and your emotional constipation! Character 3 needs us, and we're gonna help him! You got that?

Movie 20: - Hint: Teacher
[Character 1 and Character 2 are discussing the possibility of sending Character 3 to a special school]
Character 1: The doctor said that gestures meant...
Character 2: It's way more than gestures.
Character 1: That gestures meant that Character 3 would never learn how to lip read or to talk!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Travian

http://www.travian.us/

I'm addicted. It's a strategy Browser Game (Like Neopets (The game isn't like Neopets, but Neopets is an example of a Browser Game), you don't need to download anything) where you command a Village and have to make sure your village is okay. Me and a group of my friends are starting an Alliance (a group of Villages that protect eachother). I have two characters; 01 and 08. 01 works on a trading system (so we aren't in so much debt all the time), and 08 works on the Alliance (so we can trade)

Fun. Addictive. Long-term. Blah.

Friday, February 22, 2008

AudioSurf

AudioSurf is a game that lets you "Ride your music."

It reads the music, and then it creates a "road" for your character to ride on. There are different characters, at different levels. Examples are Mono, which has only one color but you have to avoid the grays, Pointman, which has three colors and you can move a color (if you catch it while riding) into the slot of your choosing, and more that are expanded on three difficulty levels.

The objective is to get at least three Cars (as they are called) of the same color touching eachother (so you could have three cars at the bottom of the same color, they would disappear and add to your points, or you could have three cars at the bottom of different colors, and you would have to get at least 2 more of the same colors for each one to make them disappear.)

Except, in these videos, apparently using Ninja Mono (The Elite Mono) is the hardest challenge, as it is on nearly all the videos.

Videos:



Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Lunar Eclipse Wednesday

Tomorrow, on Wednesday the 20th, 2008, from 8:00 to 8:52

Cool, huh?

Monday, February 18, 2008

A Few Good G-Men

In the Half-Life series, there is a recurring character nicknamed by fans (and accepted by the game's developers) the G-Man (short for Government Man). He is always out of reach and it is impossible to harm him. He pulls the strings throughout the games, to make sure the player survives the hazards they encounter.

This is a Machinima (a Movie made in a Video Game) using lines from A Few Good Men and choreographed, filmed and edited by R. Glass.

Portal

This is Gameplay footage for the game, Portal. In this game, you have the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, a tool that fires portals or wormholes. With only one portal out, it's a black hole, but it is blocked by a wall inside the portal. With two, it's a wormhole. This game encourages the use of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device to solve the puzzles.

Civil Protection: On a Rail

This is a video I thought was pretty funny. But maybe that's just because I like Half-Life 2.

The Civil Protection are like Thought Police in the game. They oppress the citizens, beat them, and keep order. Except in this series, they are portrayed as goofing off and wreaking havoc.



The world of Half-Life 2 is set in a dystopia around 2013. The Combine, a massive, undefeated Alien conglamorate, have invaded Earth and enslaved the humans.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Welcome

I have to write this fast before Gregory sees that I have a blog and laughs and calls me a noob.

-End of post :D